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People constantly ask me how to attract a sexy vampire for some sweet vampire lovin'. Instead of repeating this information every time someone asks, I've decided to make a tutorial for it!
 What? Nooooo, what makes you think this is satire? Vampires are srs bsns. Totally.   Other people to blame for this satirical travesty:   + Materials + Paper Pencils PSPX Comments
 OH AQUA, HOW I LOVE THEE, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS
-- Bite me.  That was hilariously awesome!
 Silly Twilighters... The fainting goat was also one of my favorite parts!  -- Life is like a candy shop; you have to break the security cameras in order to get everything that you want. --- Click? -------> [link]  ...I love you.
And your tutorials. And I MUST try this, because Culle- Er, sexy vampires are SO VERY WONDERFUL to have around and hug *cough*and be abused by*cough*. -- I'm the Ungrateful Cow in the Psychonauts Crew! I'm also stalking Sasha Nein, courtesy of the ~bishie-stalker-club! ...wait, so Sasha is being stalked by an ungrateful cow? -Katez  Reading this tutorial made me so happy. And I laughed so hard I had to keep taking breaks while reading it. And it killed my connection a few times. It died of laughter. I blame yoooouuuuuu!
 Sp***** you! No, wait, I should blame the stalk-er, I mean sexy vampires. They did... something! Or something. Whatever! Either way love this tutorial much! -- Want to see more of me? [link] Got a question for me? [link] To save you some time, no I'm not accepting requests/trades/commissions right now. I hope you like my art anyway!  haha awesome job! and btw Shakespeare is the cause of global warming? *GASP* I knew it!
 This made my day.
 xD This is made of pure win. Gotta love the goat.
-- This signature reads: This signature is currently being repaired. We apologise for the inconvenience.  This is sooooo funny! Love it!
Everyone can find themselves a Sexy Vampire with this guide, lmao ^^   SS BZNS. And they totally sparkle.
-- SILENCE! \ / OO I KILL YOU! / \ OO .___. {O,o} O'RLY? /)__) -"-"- I'm not a bitch. I'm THE Bitch. and that's MISS BITCH to you |
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It's simply amazing in every shape and form. Once again, you show us how easy it is to do what we all want to do: to find a sexy vampire man that will give us undead loving for the rest of our lives!!
I suppose the one thing I have to say against this is that you're a liar with the goats! Everyone knows that the vampire goes for the girl ALL. THE. TIME. Because he ONLY LOVES ME AND NO ONE ELSE AND HOW DARE YOU THINK HE CAN GO FOR ANYONE OTHER THAN ME!
..sorry, I got a little violent there. *breathes* Must remain civil against these ignorant fools...
I mean, I totally love this! FIVE STARS ALL AROUND!
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