Disclaimer: This is a work of satire and shouldn't be taken seriously. ----/ end disclaimerA new tutorial in the Sexy Art God satire comic series! This one teaches you how to make those amazing motivational/de-motivational posters you see everywhere online.
The tutorial isn't as long as it looks. It's a relatively quick read.
Have fun picking out all the references! Enjoy!
Thanks to

for input!

+ Materials +
Photoshop CS4
Microsoft Word (trying to stem the flow of typos)
Wacom Intuos 4 tablet
Note: I made the poster template that appears in this tutorial. It's really easy to do. These posters take almost no time at all.