I would love to have a Figaroo of my very own, but if I don't win one, then I'll have to use the patented Cubicle-Coffee Trap as illustrated in this picture.
The inside illustration of the Cubicle-Coffee Trap is a garish blue, purple, and pink; reminiscent of cheap doll box backgrounds. Figaroo would feel right at home inside, complete with his mug of coffee.
Just make sure the coffee is warm and fresh. Otherwise, he might notice something is amiss.